I jokingly asked a friend today what day of the week it was. The answer actually surprised me. I didn’t realize it was Thursday until they said something. Things are very weird these days. I could have sworn it was Wednesday, or maybe some other day of the week with a forgotten name taken from gods that have long since been reduced to statuary.

Yesterday was a good day writing. I finished at around 10:30pm and it was a very hard chapter to write. I’m not very happy with it, but the words are down and the poetry can get added with subsequent drafts. That’s what drafts are for. What is important is the story was told, laid out bare, ugly, selfish, and still painful. Today I’m going to work on something more experimental. I’m boiling down three years of a person’s life into a montage. There are a few reasons for this. For one, I’m playing with structure to see if I can convey the needless repetition of what has happened in this period of time and break it down to its essence. The other reason is frankly, I’m sick of dealing with this part of the story. Time to move on. I’m hoping that on a metafictional level, the reader will also be as equally swept away and frustrated by it as I am. But it won’t be so dragged out that they stop reading.

After this there are a couple more hard chapters to write and then some pieces that start bringing everything together. It’s probably more of a story told in seven acts, as opposed to three.

I had to really bite my tongue this morning while purusing Facebook. A friend had posted a snippet of description from a book she loved and the comments which followed put my hackles up. It was beautiful piece of writing. Evocative. Poetic. Simple. Gorgeous. The commenter said something about “this should probably have been one of the author’s darlings that should have been killed.”

To go off on a brief rant, which I will, this just bothered me.

I enjoyed Stephen King’s book “On Writing” thoroughly (and to anyone who had read the book, yes, I deliberately have added these adverbs). Stephen King is a successful writer, known for the genre that he has been published in most of all. Horror. His stories are very cinematic. He has made millions of dollars, and still been able to sustain his career in spite of struggles with alcoholism, cocaine, and being too big for his britches. He had really only written four stories. The Body, the Shining, the Green Mile, and Pet Semetary. The rest have been a combination of these four elements. A group of friends/compatriots walking around trying to deal with some assholes on their way to some supernatural foe they probably brought into this world anyway. Just like how you can paint any picture with four colors and some black and white, he has done well for himself.

I used to subscribe to his lectures in On Writing about getting rid of all the adverbs. It echoed Strunk and White with “Eleminate all unnecessary words.” Simple is better. Hemingway figured this out with short, declarative sentences. But he also ran amok with parallels and strings of whimsicle descriptions about things and took us on a journey which defied rules as well as struture.

My point being that there are more ways to write. Probably as many ways to write as there are people holding a pen. You learn the rules so you can break them for effect. When Stephen King pulls his adverbs he does so for the benefit of his editors, and for the benefit of readers who like reading stories about children in peril, vomit, and getting fucked by ghosts. Compare IT with Look Homeward, Angel and you are seeing stories that are equally loved by their fans, but work in completely different ways.

To be clear, there are no rules in writing other than telling the story in the best possible way. Some people do that with poetry, others do that with flat, cold prose. The problem, however, is that so many of us write to please an editor or land an agent. We shove our story, our truths into a box that is ready for a label and a manageable size, weight, and dimension for consumption. The bean counters need this. The editors have a dozen other manuscripts so it you can just write it as easy for them to read as possible, then they can get back to the rest of their backlog. The readers all line up at Barnes and Nobel or Amazon to mechanically drill through their own TBR piles. The more similar the voices the better. The bland cover art. The titles that resonate with other titles they liked. They no longer become readers, but moreso a pump to receive and process writing. Art is allowed in such limited quantities that a publisher might consider something unusual like omission of quotation marks or weird formatting.

Consider the success of Gone Girl a few years ago. Now consider the number of books since then with similar cover art and the word “Girl” in the title. Sometimes I wonder if editors don’t use refrigerator magnets to create these titles. The stories are bland, devoid of adverbs, and easy for the readers to consume and process and buy more. The gatekeepers will publish ten books that are bland, lackluster, and not even written very well, favoring those instead of stories that are challenging, thought-provoking, or written above a sixth-grade level.

Stephen King, as much as I admire the man’s success, was what my reader friends were cutting their teeth on in the fifth grade. He’s not Hemingway, Thomas Wolfe, or Anais Nin. He even admits this. He is the ham sandwich in the working man’s lunch box as opposed to the multi-course meal at a Michelin-starred restaurant. People live off ham sammiches! But expecting everyone to produce nothing but ham sammiches is probably a reason people don’t read like they used to anymore. And why read something like Stephen King when you could actually just read Stephen King?

Today I went to the bookstore and decided to look through the writer’s reference section. Books about “How to become a great writer!” written by someone I’ve never heard of before. Books that talk about how story trumps structure, published in a font so awful and migraine inducting I couldn’t get past the first page. These reference books know where to get you too. Starting at around $18 for a slim volume of advice, all the way up to $30 for a bigger named writer you’ve probably seen a movie adaption from one of their books leading the pack.

I’ll drop a spoiler for you.

It’s a lot of dumb luck, connections you make along the way, and perseverance. Breaking rules, following opportunities, and not being afraid to open yourself wide to criticism, hatred, and quite possibly connection with your reader. It’s not about writing to an audience, unless that is how you buy your Duesenbergs. There are lots of rich, bad writers out there. There are lots of brilliant writers out there who have starved to death.

My own story might not be what someone likes. Some people will hate it. Some people might like it. I’m not writing for them. I’m not writing to get rich. I’m writing because I have to. This story has been telling me to write it for months and if I don’t, I slowly start to go crazy. I feel more like a captive being held for ransom than an author.

But there is one thing I do know. If I want to use adverbs, purple prose, or artsy structure, that’s my decision. I know the rules, so naturally, I get to break them.

Excerpt of the WIP

Here’s a little something from the novel in progress I am working on.

These June nights were sticky and sweltering.  He didn’t relish the idea of sitting around for another evening in his boxer shorts, trying to find something on Netflix he hadn’t watched yet.  Then there was the Unholy Trinity of social media: Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.  He would go from one to the next, tapping, scrolling, then closing out of one app when his attention span waned.  Social media was a poison that had infected the minds of an entire generation.  Maybe two.  He often found himself struggling to get through a span of ten minutes without it. 

Any moment he realized there wasn’t something to stimulate his senses, whether it was keeping an eye on what friends or family were doing, or some glamorous “Influencer” who had no doubt been comped a ticket to some exotic locale, dressed to the nines with something expensive that no doubt showed off plenty of leg or her abundant young breasts, and had been photographed professionally and doctored with all the latest of imaging software.  

In this world, Youth was God, and everyone prayed to it.  Especially young women. Perfect skin, clothes, accessories. It went beyond the days of his own youth when all that mattered for a man was how fit you were, your jawline, cheekbones, or how you looked in a suit. Or, hell, maybe having something to say. But that required connections. He was never very well connected anyway.  Connections were what mattered. In this world, image was everything. Nobody cared about the words you could sling, only the anticipation of a stray nipple or an “oops” moment of a hastily recanted nude posted mistakenly online.

There was never a better time than now to be a rich, young, beautiful white woman.

He had a hard time getting work.  His mind might have been young and fresh, his eyes new to the world around him after having been hidden from the light for so long, but his face was not something which was social media friendly.  He didn’t have many Instagram followers.  He didn’t have the look for that kind of thing. He was old now.  Mid forties.  Bald.  Fat.  Though plenty of people claimed to love the dad bod, he was no longer 145 lbs soaking wet with abs and long ringlets of flowing black hair.  He was just as his ex-wife had described him since he was thirty: an old piece of shit nobody wanted to fuck anymore.  

In social media years, he was 972 years old.

If he had actually cared, he might have disgusted himself.  But he kept trying.  For some reason, there was still that ember in the back of his mind that told him that his day had not yet been played out.  There were still a few minutes left on the clock for him to get that final goal.  Maybe the reality of it was that not only had the buzzer gone off, but even the last people sweeping up after the game had already gotten into their cars and driven off for the night. 

Call it low-grade narcisism, call it delusions of grandeur.  He often thought about why others got the shot and he never did. He didn’t want to be an influencer anyway.  He saw them as some kind of bottom feeding oceanic cadaver worms.  But he wouldn’t have minded one bit if he could have gotten paid to go cool places and see cool shit.  Which would be anybody’s dream, he supposed.  The real difference was that most people didn’t have much to say about their experiences, and he sure as hell did.  Just once, he thought, he would like to ride the bubble to the top before it burst.

It was one thing to peak in your early years and live on the faded glory of high school, but it was another thing altogether to realize that you had been driving through your life and missed all the exits. The tank was low, the needle was just tapping E, and there was nothing more to be done.

It’s only about 85% autobiographical. So that counts as fiction.