New Variant, who dis?

These new variants suck.

So far, the Swine Flu was worse. But this still sucks. And yes, I am vaccinated. Omicron cut through that like a hot knife it would seem.

Symptoms include existential crisis, a painful reminder of anything stupid I have done physically over the last 40 years, coughing my guts out, mental fixation on one stupid thing that won’t let me sleep (last night it was camper vans), fever, and feeling like I have been stepped on by a mule.

Crap. My coffee tastes like hot water.

Other symptoms include cultural appropriation, addiction to NUKE, impulse to throw a pizza on the roof, skipping past David Bowie songs on your playlist, desire to yell at people “I am the law!”

3 thoughts on “New Variant, who dis?

  1. It is not even ok…. There are no words to explain this clearly-lab-made virus. It is out of a science fiction novel. I am just finishing up with it now and the cough is tearing holes in my chest. Taste altering and mood swinging devil. I hope you feel better soon. Me too.

  2. I had a weird thing for white pepper. Like I cannot stand the taste of it, but for some reason any food that contained the ingredient (fried chicken, some mustards, fried shrimp) that was the only thing I could taste! Hang in there and I hope you continue to improve! Quickly!

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